Showing posts with label Rant. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rant. Show all posts

Saturday, 28 July 2012

What I Did In July


Weeeehhhhh.

It has been almost a month of interweb silence. I’m sorry. I’m not a bad person, I’ve just been really busy with work, and then my family were abroad so I was solely responsible for all the household-y things-dude, it takes so long to change the bed sheets and do laundry for five people.
And, of course, they all went off and left me with about a weeks worth of their dirty clothes to look after. I wasn’t home for a few days before they left; trust me, if I had’ve been around, standards would not have slipped to such an appalling low (I’m kind of OCD about cleaning and laundry. Like, I iron our towels).
Plus, during their holiday I had lots of my own friends to stay (not the best plan when you’re working all the time but hey, we had our evenings).
And don't start me on work; Lord, but those ladies are demanding! Weh, weh, weh. 
So I’m sorry.
I have read a bit though.
I got through Dark Water by Tricia Rayburn, which I was so excited about and it was really, really good:
Dark Water (Siren #3)

Then, I went on an Artemis Fowl binge, which was fantastic. I forgot how downright awesome those books are. Holly Short is my icon; in fact, as my hair is already kind of auburn and I am very short, I may get a pixie cut and a jumpsuit to complete the look.

Artemis Fowl (Artemis Fowl,...                                 The Arctic Incident (Artemi... The Arctic Incident (Artemi...                                          The Eternity Code (Artemis ...

Dude, if you haven’t read this series you need to get on that immediately. And there are no excuses as the series is complete, so no waffle about no wanting to be stuck on cliffhangers and so on.
Awesome, awesome, awesome. 

Saturday, 7 July 2012

Insert Angry Noise Here

Like, I need to complain.

It's been two weeks, and I have finished two books. Bad. Bad.

Why did nobody warn me about the perils of real life? That instead of reading on the bus home from work I'd be sleeping, missing my stop and having to take buses home from the shopping center very late at night because I happened to wake up there? Seriously, the colleges should be handing out flyers or something.

Pffft. The two books I did read were pretty good. The first was The Night She Disappeared by April Henry and the second was Girl Stolen, also by April Henry.

The Night She DisappearedGirl, Stolen

Both really awesome books on their own-I just made the cardinal error of reading them consecutively  and I SHOULD NOT HAVE DONE THAT, NOT AT ALL.

I apologize for the caps lock and all. I've accepted that most writers have a theme in mind for their books, and April Henry is no exception. This isn't necessarily a bad thing, but...sigh. I'll try to explain.

April Henry definitely likes girls who fight. Both of these books feature girls who are taken captive against their will. In Girl Stolen, Cheyenne is kidnapped during a carjacking while she waits for her step-mom to come out of the drugstore. Bad enough. Worse? Cheyenne is blind and suffering from pneumonia. Not a situation I'd want to be in, just saying. Then, in The Night She Disappeared Kayla is attacked and kidnapped in a case of mistaken identity while she delivers pizzas. Also not a contender in my top ten ways to spend an evening. But I digress. Individually, these books are great. Well written, tense, compulsive...but if you read them back to back you start to notice all the similarities. Teenage girl with victim written all over her who has a penchant for fashioning homemade weapons? Check. Boy love interest from the wrong side of the track? Check. At least one girl with rich disinterested parents? Check. Written from numerous points of view? Check. 


I'm not denying that, individually, these books are great. They are both quick, enjoyable and compulsive reads/ Just give yourself a good long break between books. Read them, just not together. 


I need a nap now. I am very, very cranky. 

Wednesday, 13 June 2012

News, Reviews...and New Sheets

I'm so excited. I bought new sheets today. Mmm-hmm.
Life in a bridal registry means I'm exposed to a ridiculous amount of linens, but I have my faves...Cath Kidston is the prettiest.

Provence Rose Reversible Duvet Set

Behold! It's pink, flowery and reversible. Boom!

Thing is, I only changed my sheets yesterday and I don't really want to change them again...but I really also want to put my new sheets on.

This is my life. These are the things I fuss about. Sheets and laundry. I need a new boyfriend.

I'm reading a classic this week, just cause:

Excellent Women

It's Excellent Women, by Barbara Pym, which is a Virago Modern Classic. Virago are really important publishers in womens writing; they've reissued titles from 'forgotten' females like Kate O'Brien and Elizabeth Jenkins, and are generally all high-brow and worthy. Until shortly ago I was an English major type person so I do feel like I should read grown up books occasionally and this one is very good. I may even review it just to make me feel accomplished and to give my brain something to do.

Next week (hopefully it arrives as promised on Monday) I plan to be reading THIS:

My Life Next Door

EXCITED! I've been waiting on this book since I saw someone get an ARC of it in January and I cannot wait for it to arrive. Squeal!

Wednesday, 4 January 2012

Delayed Post

This was written a couple of days before Christmas but with all the excitement I forgot all about posting it

This weekend I fell home from work with three bags of books to be given out to friends, relations and neighbours as Christmas presents. My mum got books (to go with the very desirable boots she emailed me the sales link for). My brothers got books, in addition to a Playstation 3 game I couldn’t dissuade them from. My baby neighbour, who is one and cannot read yet, is getting a copy of Owl Babies. Start ‘em young.

My reasoning for this? The print book is dying. While Amazon (who I do buy from, I won’t lie) are counting the squillion pounds they have made from their Kindle, three bookshops I used to frequent have closed down. Nearly sixty people, all knowledgeable and endlessly helpful, are out of a job. This is why I am trying to single handedly boost consumer spending with my book buying, and have also hidden my mother’s Kindle charger; I don’t have anything against them on principle, but they just aren’t books.


Books have a smell. The paper of a fresh, unread book has feels lovely as you open it for the first time. Know what else is lovely? The sound of the spine cracking on a brand new paperback as you sit down with it, prepared to while away a few hours in blissful enjoyment.  You can’t go into a bookshop and browse new e-book downloads, can you? Clearly not. You have to buy them via the t’internet, which means you are stuck to your iPod or iPad or smartphone or whatever other gadget is currently replacing proper social interaction in your life.

True, you could also say that books make you antisocial, what with reading being a fairly solitary activity, but at least to get your hands on a physical book you had to go into a shop and interact with a sales assistant. Or if you borrowed the book from a friend or relative, then the chances are you had some sort of a conversation about the novel you were both going to end up reading. My nana and I had a mutual squealing fit at one another this week, all over a paperback novel. We were passing through the book department in the department store where I work, and happened upon the new PD James, called Death Comes to Pemberley. I mentioned, idly, that Pemberley is where Mr. Darcy lives in Pride and Prejudice, which of course spiked my Nana’s interest because she is of a generation that loves Jane Austen. It transpired that this novel was, indeed, a continuation of The Elizabeth and Darcy story, which meant my Nana and I had to chase each other to the till to each buy a copy. Why? Because a book about Elizabeth and Darcy is only ever a good thing.

My reason for the above digression? My Nana is (excuse the expletive) screwed if they stop printing books. She can’t even switch her DVD player on, let alone work out how to use Whispernet. And she’s fairly techie, compared to my Grandad and their circle of friends. My great-aunt finds electric windows on cars to be a challenge, so the whole realm of the E-Reader would most likely make her want to give up on life all together. I don’t think she’d want to live in a world where Mills and Boon weren’t easily available.

Don’t get me started on library closures. I think I’ve vented enough for one evening.